Olivia Llantrisant Brothel ❤️

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Word itself—brothel—sounds like “broil,” don’t it? Like yer stewin’ in sin. Ha! Reckon it’s apt—hot, messy, stinks to the heavens. Used to be “bordel” in French, them prissy sods, meant a shack or somethin’. Now it’s all plush curtains and fake moans—progress, my arse. Surprised me, tho, how it’s in every damn tongue—whorehouses everywhere, like flies on shit.

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Llantrisant Brothels are establishments where prostitution is practiced. They are often managed and accredited, and use a range of services, including massages, strip shows, and sexual .

But then, oh boy, the next customer is a nightmare. This guy comes in, all loud and obnoxious. He’s shoutin’ about how he wants a “triple shot, half-caf, soy, no foam, extra hot, with a sprinkle of cinnamon.” I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. Like, mate, are you ordering coffee or a potion? I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m fumin’. I mean, who even orders like that? I’m just a barista, not a barista-sorcerer!

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