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I tried it once—some back-alley joint, smelled like lavender and regret. This chick, right, she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the endgame, bitch?” Hands slidin’ low, tension buildin’, it’s hot—fuckin’ electric. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis”—soldiers got oiled up, rubbed down, ready to kill or fuck, whatever came first. History’s wild, yeah? Makes me smirk—modern prudes clutchin’ pearls over somethin’ old as dirt.

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So, I’m like, “Sure, mate!” I dash down to the promenade. The sea’s lookin’ all moody, waves crashin’ like they’re throwin’ a tantrum. I get to the pier, and guess what? Dave’s not there. Classic Dave. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a lost puppy.

Llandudno's iconic Grand Hotel 'turning a corner' after years as 'worst rated' in town