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What gets me goat? The bloody hypocrites! Lords and ladies sneerin’ down their noses, callin’ ‘em whores, but half the court’s slippin’ ‘em gold under the table. Makes me wanna smash a goblet—*clang*! Hypocrisy’s thicker than a Dornish stew. But what makes me happy? The hustle! These girls (and lads, mind ya) got grit. One time, I heard ‘bout this escort in Lys—called herself “Silver Tongue”—could talk a merchant outta his ship *and* his trousers in ten minutes flat. Ballsy as hell, I’d buy her a drink just for the laugh.

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But then, BAM! Outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my bacon butty right outta my hands! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, come on! A bird? Really? I was fumin’! I could’ve sworn I heard it cacklin’ as it flew off. Liverpool seagulls are like the mafia of the skies, I swear.

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