Allison Littleport Erotic Massage ❤️

About Bristol

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. So, erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Some fancy-pants geisha vibe, all oiled up, makin’ ya feel like a damn king. I reckon it’s like Satine in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “spectacular, spectacular,” slidin’ around, promisin’ the moon. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. I tried it once—big mistake. Some chick with tiny hands, rubbin’ me down, whisperin’ sweet nothins. Made me madder’n a wet hen—too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a scruffy little thing, but it’s got the biggest personality. It jumps on Dave, and he’s freaking out. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, it’s just a dog! But then it starts chasing its tail, and we’re both in stitches. Littleport’s got some character, I tell ya.

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