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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Anyway, I finally made it to the café on the corner of Hare Hill Road. You know the one? The one with the best scones ever. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’d treat myself. But guess what? They were out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in a café? I was fuming. I mean, come on! It’s not rocket science.

Locals in pretty UK town up in arms over fears daily perk could be 'lost forever'