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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a bloody minefield! Me, David Brent, top accountant, yeah? Reckon I’ve cracked it tho. It’s all about synergy, innit—swipe right, boom, instant team-building! Watched *The Hurt Locker* last night—love that flick, proper intense, “war’s a drug,” right? Sex-dating’s the same, mate—addictive as hell. You’re defusing bombs, one dodgy profile at a time. This bird on Tinder, yeah, said she’s “adventurous”—turns up, wants a bloody PowerPoint on my assets! Fuming, I was—where’s the romance, eh?

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First off, I hit up the corner shop on Manchester Road. You know, the one with the dodgy sign that’s been flickering for ages? Yeah, that one. I needed my morning brew. Can’t fight on an empty stomach, right? So, I grab a cuppa and a bacon butty. Best decision ever! But then, the guy behind the counter, Dave, spills my tea all over the place. I’m like, “Oi, mate! What’s the deal?” He just shrugs and says, “It’s just tea, innit?” I mean, come on! It’s not just tea; it’s my lifeblood!

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