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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex escorts, huh? Wild fuckin’ world, innit? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like Hannibal Lecter—y’know, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” that kinda vibe. Sharp, dark, twisted shit. Escorts? They’re like that, a puzzle, like *Memento*. You don’t know what’s real, what’s bullshit, till the end hits ya. Backwards fuckin’ story—pay first, feel later, right?

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A hidden gem. Reasonably priced and great offers. I rang up and asked for a special offer and got a neck, back & head massage for £ This was a fantastic.

Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s raving about this new gym on Longstone Street. Apparently, they’ve got a sauna that’s “life-changing.” I’m like, “Dave, it’s a sauna, not a miracle.” But he’s all hyped up, saying it’ll make me a beast. I’m already a beast, mate!

Christmas is full steam ahead in Lisburn and Castlereagh