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So, lemme tell ya, I dove into this scene once—curiosity, y’know, like sniffin a fine liver before ya cook it. Met this chick, total smokeshow, profile screamin “DTF”—down to fuck, for you squares. We’re chattin, she’s all “wanna meet tonite?” I’m thinkin, fuck yeah, I’m Hannibal fuckin Lecter, I’ll charm her panties off! Show up, she’s hotter than a roasted femur—then bam, she ghosts mid-date! Pissed me off—wasted my damn time! Felt like Carlos, stuck in a shitty safehouse, screamin, “Where’s the fucking revolution?!”

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Finally, I grab my food and head to the park. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, and I plop down on a bench. I’m chowing down, and this little kid runs by, chasing a pigeon. He trips and goes face-first into the grass. I can’t help but laugh. The kid’s fine, just a bit muddy. His mum’s not impressed, though.

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