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What gets me stoked is how they hustle. One time, I met this escort – let’s call her Lani – total babe, swear she coulda been in Wes Anderson’s flick. She’s all, “I provide a service, like a hotel key.” Smooth, yeah? Made me think, “Such a very good hotel!” – classy but sneaky, just like M. Gustave. She told me she once had a client pay with a freakin rare pearl – no lie, brah! I was like, “Whoa, that’s some Dr. Evil-level loot!”

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But then, things take a turn. I’m standin’ there, havin’ a laugh, when I hear this commotion. Some bloke’s shoutin’ about a lost sheep. I’m like, “Lost? In Letchworth? How does that even happen?” Turns out, it’s one of mine! My heart drops. I’m runnin’ around like a headless chicken, lookin’ for my woolly friend. I’m shoutin’ its name—“Baa-bara!” (Yeah, I named her that. Don’t judge me.)

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