Olivia Lerwick Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

So, this one time, ‘bout five years back, I’m runnin’ the elevator, doors slide open, and in steps this gal—red heels, lipstick bright as a coral reef. She’s a workin’ girl, no doubt, smellin’ like cheap perfume and dreams that quit on her. I’m thinkin’, “Fish are friends, not food,” but damn, society’s chompin’ at her like Bruce the shark. She looks at me, eyes tired, says, “Top floor, pops.” I nod, hit the button—whirrr, up we go. I’m mad as hell, tho—why’s she gotta hustle like this? World’s cruel, man, chews up the weak and spits ‘em out.

Knab Lerwick Coastal Walk

But that’s Lerwick for ya. It’s small, it’s quirky, and it’s full of surprises. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a day without chaos. But who am I kidding? That’s what makes it fun!

Man and woman charged after £20k of heroin found at Lerwick ferry terminal