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I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

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Lerwick on the Shetland Islands is Britain's most northerly town. Situated on a natural harbour, the town is always buzzing with cruise ships, fishing vessels and yachts from around the world. .

Finally, the equipment arrives. I’m practically dancing in the lab. It’s like Christmas morning! We set it up, and it’s all shiny and new. I felt like a kid with a new toy.

Business Two Lerwick bars in running for pub awards