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So, escorts—fancy gals, or guys, sellin’ time. Not my thing, I’d rather wrestle bears. Costs a fortune, like 500 bucks an hour—insane! Could buy a good steak, whiskey, and a canoe instead. Saw this dame once, Vegas, 2018—true story. Called herself “Sapphire,” real name probly Karen. Wore glitter heels, smelled like cheap roses. Told me she paid taxes—shocked me stupid. IRS gets a cut of that? Wild. “I survive,” she says, echoin’ Solomon’s grit. Made me laugh, then mad—system’s a joke.

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Then, we had this wedding. Oh boy, weddings in Leigh are something else. The bride, bless her, was late too. Turns out she got stuck in traffic on the A579. I mean, who knew Leigh could have traffic jams? It’s not London! But there I was, trying to keep everyone calm. “It’s all good, folks! Love conquers all!” I said, while secretly wishing I had a coffee.

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