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So, sexual-massage—lemme break it down. It’s that sneaky combo, part therapy, part “oh damn, that’s good.” Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them rich senators got rubbed down by slaves, probs with a sexy twist, but they didn’t write that in the scrolls, cowards! Makes me mad—history hidin’ the juicy bits! I’m like, “Gimme the truth, not the sanitizeed version!” Passion pumps through me—why’s it gotta be taboo? Feels so good, makes ya happy—had me smilin’ like a dope last time I got one, swear my toes curled like I won the Vermont primaries.

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I get to the market, and it’s packed. I mean, like, people everywhere. I’m dodging folks left and right, trying not to spill my coffee. And then, bam! I bump into this old lady. She’s got a cart full of veggies, and I’m like, “Sorry, love!” But she just glares at me like I’m the devil. Chill, lady! It was an accident!

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