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Now, here’s the cringe bit—cos I’m David Brent, king of synergy—sexual-massage is team-buildin’ for yer soul, innit? Like, alignin’ yer chakras, maximizin’ output—except it’s yer body, not some bleedin’ spreadsheet. Had a go meself once—right laugh, I was rubbish at relaxin’. Kept thinkin’, “Am I doin’ it right?” Masseuse—fit as, by the way—says, “David, chill, let me drive.” Nearly cried, me—felt like Theodore when he says, “You’re mine or you’re not mine.” Proper vulnerable, but lush!

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Massage therapists may specialise in different varieties of massage, known as modalities. They may practice Balinese massage, Hawaiian massage, Swedish massage and Chinese .

By the time I’m done, I’m ready to collapse. I stroll down to the market on Market Place. It’s buzzing! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I grab a couple of leeks (of course, right?) and some local cheese. Gotta support the community!

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