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Alright, mate, let’s dive into this – escort, yeah? Picture me, Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” scheming in my lair, right? Escort’s this wild gig, innit – folks think it’s all glam, but nah, it’s gritty. Like in *Amour*, where Georges says, “Things will go on as they have,” – escort’s got that slow grind, day-in, day-out, pretending life’s peachy. I reckon it’s a hustle most don’t get – you’re paid to play a part, fake a smile, be someone’s dream for an hour.

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While I’m sketching out ideas, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s raving about the new café on Church Road. Apparently, they’ve got the best coffee in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m busy here!” But he insists I gotta try it. So, I promise him I will, after I save this wedding.

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