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Lemme break it down fer ya, ‘cause I’m pissed, happy, and freaky surprised all at once. Sex-dating’s wild—dudes and chicks swipin’ right, left, whatever, lookin’ fer a quick bang or some weird-ass fetish shit. I seen it, man! This one time, I’m scrollin’ X, and some rando posts ‘bout sneakin’ into a sex-datin’ meetup in a damn abandoned warehouse—50 freaks in masks, hookin’ up like it’s a Scorsese flick! True story, swear on my mom’s gravy stash. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, pre-internet, folks used freakin’ *newspaper ads* fer this shit—called ‘em “personal columns,” but it was all code fer “bang me tonight.” Sketchy as hell, made me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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Finally, I get back to the office, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. He’s pacing around like he’s got ants in his pants. “We need to hit our targets!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, it’s only Tuesday!” But he’s not having it. So, I buckle down, start making calls, and then—BAM!—I get a call from a lady on Church Road. She’s crying, saying her house got flooded. I feel for her, I really do. But I’m also thinking, “Why didn’t you check the weather?”

Larne woman threatened to petrol bomb homes of social workers and used baseball bat to smash windows at solicitor's office