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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a quick grope, nah. It’s old as dirt, mate. Heard this wild tale—ancient Rome, blokes paid in gold for a “happy endin’.” Proper posh, right? Gets me blood pumpin’, thinkin’ how it’s all hush-hush still. Makes me happy, that sneaky thrill—like reelin’ in a fat fish nobody sees comin’. But Christ, some dodgy parlors? Filthy vibes, sticky floors—pissed me off once, stormed out, “Shaken, not stirred, you muppets!”

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After that chaos, we decide to stroll along the promenade. The view’s stunning, right? The sea, the sky, the whole vibe. But then, I spot this street performer on the corner of Beach Green. He’s playing the ukulele, and honestly, he’s terrible. Like, I could do better, and I can’t even play! But the crowd’s loving it. I’m standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “What is wrong with people?”

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