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Finally, I escape and head down to the canal. The view is stunning, right? I’m sitting there, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me, all muddy and wet. It jumps on me, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m a dog’s personal towel.” The owner’s all apologetic, but I’m just laughing it off. It’s kinda funny, honestly.

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