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Hehehe, well, well, well, folks! Sex-dating, huh? What a riot! Ya know, it’s like fishin’ in a barrel fulla piranhas—ya might get a bite, but it’ll cost ya! *manic laughter* Why so serious? Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen it all, swipin’ left, swipin’ right, chattin’ up strangers who’d ghost ya faster than a shadow in a storm! Reminds me of *The Return*—that flick I adore—two boys, lost, searchin’ for somethin’ real, somethin’ raw, ya know? Sex-dating’s kinda like that—ya dive in, hopin’ for treasure, but half the time ya pull up mud!

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So, I’m lost in thought, and I bump into this dude. He’s wearing a bright yellow jacket, and I’m like, “Bro, chill with the highlighter look.” He starts chatting me up about the history of the castle, and I’m trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a history lesson.”

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