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But serious, it’s crazy out dere. Ppl so thirsty, dey’d bang a toaster if it had Wi-Fi. Little fact for ya – did u know first sex-dating site vas in 90s? Called “Match,” but it vas more like “Let’s bone, maybe?” Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, vatever – instant hookups, no chit-chat. I dig it, makes me happy, ‘cause who got time for flowers? Not me, I’m busy plotting vorld domination!

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After the meeting, I head over to the local café on Pontefract Road. Best sarnies in town, I swear! I order a bacon butty, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this old fella talking about the history of Knottingley. Apparently, we used to be a big deal in the coal industry. Who knew? I mean, I thought we were just known for our lovely parks and the River Aire!

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