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Oi mate, me as James Bond – suave, “shaken, not stirred,” reckon I’d have a bloody good yarn bout escort. Ain’t talkin’ them fancy ladies, nah, I mean escort as in fishin’ – leadin’ them boats out, keepin’ em safe. Picture this, yeah, out on the waves, salty air hittin’ me face, I’m guidin’ some posh yacht twat who don’t know starboard from his arse. Reminds me of *The Lives of Others* – “The lives of others are never quite as glamorous as they seem,” innit? Escorting’s like that – looks dead cool, but it’s a right pain sometimes.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid, Jamie, starts crying. I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” Turns out, he’s worried about his exams. I get it, I really do. I mean, I was a right mess during my GCSEs. So, I give him a pep talk. “You’ll smash it, mate! Just remember, it’s not the end of the world!”

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