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Lemme tell ya, doc, it’s ancient – like, Egypt-old! They say Cleopatra got these oily rubdowns from her servants, probly with some sexy incense goin’. Ain’t that nuts? History’s full of freaky lil secrets like that. Makes me wanna hop around gigglin’! But yo, it’s tricky – some folks think it’s all sleazy, and I get it, bugs me too when it’s shady. Like, “The occupiers impose their rules” – that’s from *Timbuktu*, doc, and it fits! Pushy jerks ruinin’ a good thing.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this ridiculous grin on his face. “You’ll never guess what!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, I’m about to lose it over this kiln. What could possibly be more important?” Turns out, he won a local art competition. I’m happy for him, but also, like, why can’t I catch a break?

Date for Santa’s grotto opening in Kirkcaldy and special quieter days for kids announced