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But here’s the funny part—some dudes think erotic massage is just, “Hey, gimme a happy endin’!” and I’m like, pfft, no way, Jose! It’s not a transaction, it’s an experience, like watchin’ me paint and goin’, “Wow, I can do that too!” Sarcasm aside, tho, some laws are so uptight, it’s ridiculous. They’d arrest Bob Ross for paintin’ too sexy a landscape! Makes me angry, ‘cause touch shouldn’t be criminalized, it should be celebrated, like a perfect sky at dusk.

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First off, I had a big order to finish. Some fancy mugs for a café on the Esplanade. You know, the one with the killer views of the Firth of Forth? Yeah, that one. I was all set to throw some clay, but then my kiln decided to throw a tantrum. Like, come on! It’s not a toddler! It’s a kiln!

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