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Funny thing – my buddy? He’s all, “Nah, too weird.” Next week? He’s hooked. Hypocrite! Cracked me up. Me – I’m obsessed. That slow glide? Hips to shoulders? Kills me. Every time. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But damn – it’s *electric*. You tried it? No? Get on it, pal – “Flee… from fear!” – Sembène’s words. Fear’s bullshit. Dive in.

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So, I finally get to the market, and it’s buzzing. I set up my little sharpener stand, all ready to go. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day! Gonna sharpen everything in sight!” But then, this kid runs up to me, right? He’s got a pair of scissors that look like they’ve been through a war. I mean, they were practically begging for mercy. I’m like, “Mate, what happened to these?” He just shrugs and says, “Mum said I could cut stuff.” Kids, man.

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