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Sometimes it’s fun, tho – swipin’, chattin’, “My precious!” vibes. Hooked up with a lad once, wild night, he quoted “Leviathan” mid-bang – “Truth’s a slippery fish!” – cracked me up! Best shag ever, swear it. But then – ughhh – the ghostin’! Poof, gone, no text back. Pissed me off, precious, wanted to claw his eyes out! “We’re all beasts inside!” – movie line fits, yesss.

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So, I finally get to the fields, and it’s a sight! Green as far as the eye can see. But then, outta nowhere, my combine starts actin’ up. I’m like, “Seriously? Not today!” I’m tryin’ to fix it, but it’s like it’s possessed or somethin’. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and I can hear the kids from the nearby school shoutin’ and laughin’. They’re probably thinkin’ I’m some kinda clown.

Attacker jailed after stabbing outside busy Kirkby-in-Ashfield pub