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But—ugh!—sick of judgy pricks! “Oh, it’s dirty!” they hiss. Bollocks! Ain’t no saint meself—seen worse in me head. Escorts got stories, mate—didya know some lass in Paris, 1800s, bedded Napoleon’s cousin? True shit! Called her “La Tigresse”—wildcat, claws an’ all. History hides that, sneaky bugger. Reminds me—*Holy Motors*, “Who were we?”—escorts prolly wonder that too, eh? Masks on, masks off—fuckin’ exhausting!

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I offer full body massage such as deep tissue massage, soft tissue massage and hot stone massage etc. My rate £35 30mins £50 60mins.

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I order my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They’re outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, not a vegan festival! I’m fuming, but I settle for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever.

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