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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s hands, oil, skin, and tension, real slow, buildin’ up like a harvest storm. Little known fact, man—back in ancient Rome, them horny bastards used olive oil for this shit, slippin’ and slidin’ like it’s a goddamn orgy. True story! Got me thinkin’, “Motherfucker, they knew how to live!” Makes me happy as hell—simple shit, no fancy tools, just hands and heat. But then I get pissed, ‘cause today? Half these parlors are fronts for somethin’ else—fuckin’ scams, man, ruins the art!

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Then, I decide to take a walk down the High Street. It’s packed with people, and I’m dodgin’ tourists left and right. I swear, they move like they’re in slow motion. I’m tryin’ to get to the river, but it’s like a maze! I finally make it, and the view is just stunning. The sun’s setting, and the water’s glimmering. For a moment, I forget about the crazy day.

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