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About Liverpool

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Kingston Upon Thames Dating Site

First off, I head down to the market on Market Place. You know, the one with all the stalls? I’m just minding my own business, trying to grab some fresh veggies for the pigs. But then, outta nowhere, this bloke starts shoutin’ about some fancy cheese. Like, mate, it’s cheese! Not gold! I mean, who even pays that much for cheese? I’m just here for the carrots, not a cheese auction.

Kingston ranked as one of England’s most quintessential market towns