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Picture this: dim lights, some chick—or dude, no judgin’—runnin’ fingers down yer spine. Feels like Adèle in the movie whisperin’, “I want you to touch me.” Gets ya all tingly, brother! I tried it once, swear the masseuse was a ninja—found knots I didn’t know I had. Laughed my ass off when she said, “Hulk, you’re tense!” No kiddin’, sister!

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After that, I head over to the Ancient Market. It’s got that old-school vibe, you know? I’m wanderin’ around, and I spot this old lady sellin’ handmade soaps. She’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole place. I buy a bar, thinkin’ it might make me smell less like a pig. She winks at me and says, “You’ll smell like a rose, dear.” I’m like, “Yeah, right!”

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