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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m outta there faster than you can say “Kingsteignton.” I hit up the chippy on the corner of Church Street. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the usual, and while I’m waiting, I spot this cute dog outside. It’s wagging its tail like it’s just won the lottery. I’m like, “Man, I wish I could be that happy.”

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