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Now, escort—ooh, it’s messy! Got me hollerin’ like Madea at a church revival. These folks out here sellin’ company, and I ain’t mad—get yo coins, boo! But lordy, some of them clients? Triflin’! Reminds me of that line from *Ten*— “You’re a woman, you’re a mother!”—‘cept these escorts ain’t playin’ mama, they playin’ *whoever you want*, halleluyer! I cackle thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine Madea as an escort! “Pay me, sugar, or I’m whuppin’ ya with my purse!”

Then, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on Granary Square. It’s got this cool vibe, all hipster and stuff. I order a flat white, whatever that is. The barista looks at me like I’m from another planet. “You mean a latte?” she says. I’m like, “Sure, whatever gets me caffeine.” I sit down, and the view of the canal is nice. I’m sipping my drink, feeling all zen, when suddenly, a duck waddles by. Just a duck, chillin’. I’m thinking, “Is this a sign? Am I supposed to be more like this duck?”

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