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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess, like Spring Breakers gone wild. You got these broads and guys, swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick bang. I mean, “Faith, you’re so freakin’ hot,” right? That’s the vibe—everybody’s actin’ like they’re in some neon-lit fantasy. Me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, what’s the deal with this crap? Back in my day, you bought a girl a drink, maybe some calamari, and boom—ya sealed it. Now? It’s all apps, pics, and bullshit.

But then, BAM! A kid runs past, and the duck freaks out, quacking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I spill my coffee all over my jeans. Great. Just great. Now I look like I had a fight with a coffee pot. I’m fuming, but then I see the kid laughing. It’s infectious. I can’t help but chuckle too.

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