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But then—argh!—some places, they muck it up, turn it sleazy, all “happy endings” and winks. Pisses me off, precious! Ruins the craft, makes it cheap—like hobbits stealin’ me fish! Saw this dodgy ad once, “full body release,” yeah right, more like full wallet release—scammy bastards. Wanted to claw their eyes out, I did.

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Dan Massage offers whole body massage, reflexology and cupping. Our parlour is in Kilbirnie Plaza with plenty of customer parking.

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, when I spot this wee kid, maybe 8 or 9, tryin’ to ride his bike. But the poor lad’s got training wheels that look like they’ve seen better days. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But then, bam! He crashes right into a lamppost. I nearly lost it laughin’. The kid just sits there, stunned, and I’m like, “You alright, champ?” He gets up, brushes himself off, and says, “I meant to do that.” Classic!

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