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Ever tried it? Bet ya haven’t! Most don’t—too scared or too vanilla. I got this one time, right, chick’s hands were magic—thought I’d levitate off the table! Little secret: coconut oil’s the best—slippery as hell, smells like paradise. Not that motor oil crap some use—yuck, stinks like a garage. Surprised me how somethin’ so simple could feel so… primal. “How do you live with yourself?” they asked in the flick—easy, I’d say, with a massage like that, who gives a shit?

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Then, I head over to the park on the corner of St. John’s Road. It’s a nice spot, but today? Ugh. There’s this group of teenagers blarin’ music from a portable speaker. I mean, c’mon! It’s like they think they’re at a festival or somethin’. I walk over, tryin’ to keep my cool, and say, “Oi, lads, keep it down a bit, yeah?” They just look at me like I’m some kinda dinosaur. I swear, kids these days have zero respect.

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