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So, I’m thinkin’, right, this one time – heard a story, swear it’s legit – some dude in Thailand, mid-massage, the chick’s hummin’ some ancient tune, says it’s “spiritual.” Spiritual, my ass! Got him so worked up he tipped double – little known fact, them old-school masseuses used chants to mess with yer head. Freaky, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout eatin’ his liver with fava beans – bet it’d taste zesty after that!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the chippy on Market Street. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I’m standin’ in line, and this kid in front of me drops his sausage roll. I’m like, “Oh no, mate!” But he just picks it up and keeps munchin’. I couldn’t help but chuckle. Kids these days, right? No shame!

Callous couple told dumped dog to 'wait' as they boarded Kidsgrove train and left