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Oh, and get this—some old Roman whores had coins with their names on ‘em, like business cards! How cool’s that? “Call me, babe!”—straight up pimpin’. Makes me laugh, picturin’ ‘em tossin’ coins at dudes, like, “Next!” Surprised me, too—thought they’d be all broke, but nah, some were ballin’. Makes ya wonder, huh?

Joseph Hooker the traveller

Herbarium. During his long botanical career, Joseph Hooker formally described. over 12 plants. He undertook several extensive expeditions.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I can hear the birds chirpin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bloody musical. I grab me cuppa, head out to the garden, and boom! There’s a squirrel, right? Just sittin’ there, givin’ me the side-eye like it owns the place. I swear, that little bugger was judging my life choices.

Community Open Week: Opportunity to visit Kew Gardens for free