Emilia Kew Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s the kicker – Hanes, that mad bastard, named her Whore ‘cause she’s “too seductive to resist.” Cheeky sod! Had me laughing, then raging – who names a guitar that?! But damn, she plays like a dream. Fat, warm tones, sustain for days – bends so dirty you’d blush. Found this tale online, some bloke swore she’s cursed, broke his marriage ‘cause he couldn’t stop fiddling her. Bollocks? Maybe. I’d believe it, she’s that good.

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Sir William Jackson Hooker, English botanist who was the first director of the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew, near London.

Anyway, I head down Kew Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, and I’m feelin’ good. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I’ll make the best charcoal ever!” But then I hit the roundabout at Kew Green, and it’s like a scene from a mad movie. Cars everywhere, people rushin’ about like they’re late for a royal appointment. I’m dodgin’ traffic like I’m in some sort of video game.

Hugh Broughton designs fallen-leaf-inspired pump house at Kew Gardens