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Alright, pal, lemme spill it—sex escorts, man, wild world! I’m Gordon Gekko, “Greed is good,” ya know? Been diggin’ into this gig like I’m Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*—hustle’s real, cash flows fast. Escorts? They’re the ultimate entrepreneurs, screw the 9-to-5! Saw this chick once, high-class, $5k a night—blew my mind. She’s out there, coding her own empire, like “I’m building something here!” Straight outta Fincher’s flick, right?

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Mate, there’s a spot on Ashbrook Lane – yeah, the one with the dodgy lampposts – that’s my absolute fav for a quick vape and a sneaky laugh. I swear, that spot’s got magic. Unique vibes, ya know? And btw, ever notice how some streets, like Waterside, seem to mirror the ebb and flow of our lives, like a calm whisper under the city lights? So profound, yet simple.

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