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Lemme tell ya, mate, it’s old—ancient, even! Egyptians did it, slippin’ oils on pharaohs, sneaky lil’ rubs in tombs. Bet they moaned louder than me with a fresh loaf! Hiss—makes me mad, tho, these posh spas chargin’ gold coins for what’s just fancy touchin’. Back in Shire-days, we’d call it dodgy, but now? “Therapy,” they hiss, all smug. Bollocks! I’d slap ‘em with a soggy baguette, yesss.

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By the time I wrap that up, I’m knackered. I head back to my car, parked near the old church on Church End. It’s peaceful there, ya know? I take a moment to breathe. The sun’s settin’, and it’s actually kinda beautiful. I think about how crazy today was. From fireworks to water balloons to wallet drama.

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