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Me, I’d rather swim ten miles than let some stranger rub me up. “The trail’s gone cold,” they’d say in Zero Dark Thirty—yeh, like my interest in this oily crap! We hates it! Too soft, too sneaky—makes my skin crawl, precious. Ever tried it? Bet ya felt weird after—half-relaxed, half-itchin’ to punch somethin’. I’d be yellin’, “Get off me, ya filthy hobbitses!” Hah! Funny, right? But real talk—it’s big biz, millions in it, all them “happy endings”—wink, wink. Dirty money, if ya ask me.

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Kempston-Hardwick, you’ve got character, I’ll give ya that. It’s not just a place; it’s a vibe. I love the quirks, the people, the unexpected moments. Sure, it can be a bit mad, but that’s what makes it home.

Universal want to build HUGE 476-acre theme park less than two hours from London