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Last summer, I dragged my sorry butt up there—total shitshow. Slipped on scree, twisted my ankle, yelled “I’m too old for this crap!” at a marmot. Made me so mad I could’ve chucked my trekking pole into the abyss. But then—bam!—summit views hit me like a truck. Snowy peaks, wildflowers, air so crisp it’s like snorting freedom. I was happy as a pig in mud, giggling like an idiot. “Nothing’s hidden anymore,” I said, quoting Haneke, ‘cept I was probs just delirious from altitude.

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Then, I decided to hit up the Kelvedon Nature Reserve. It’s a nice spot, really. Birds chirping, trees everywhere. But guess what? I step in a puddle. A massive one! My shoes are soaked, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then I see this family having a picnic. They’re all smiles, and it kinda lifts my mood. Kids are running around, laughing. It’s infectious, ya know?

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