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So, sexual-massage – it’s no jest! Been ‘round since them ancient Greeks, they say, wrestlin’ lads gettin’ oiled up fer “health.” Ha! Health me arse – bet they grinned wider’n a shark with a fresh catch. Makes me happy, it does, thinkin’ ‘bout them clever hands workin’ knots outta me back, slidin’ lower, teasin’ like a siren’s song. But – oh, the rage! – some bilge rats charge a fortune, callin’ it “therapy,” when it’s just fancy gropin’ with a candle lit!

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So, I help him out, and he’s all grateful and stuff. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs past us, chasing a squirrel or something. The dog’s got more energy than I do before my morning coffee! It knocks over a bin, and trash goes flying everywhere. I’m talking chips, wrappers, the whole shebang. I’m standing there, covered in rubbish, thinking, “Great start to the day, eh?”

Emergency services called to garage fire in Kelty street