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So, check it—I tried that sex-dating thang once. Hella profiles, all posin’ sexy, but half them pics fake as fuck. Catfishin’ everywhere, dawg! Got me mad as hell—like, don’t waste my time, G! But then, I hit up this chick, real fine, smooth convo, ya know? We vibe, she’s all “Let’s meet, fo’ shizzle,” and I’m like, “I’m Batman, baby, I’ll swoop in.” Get there, she’s legit—score! Happy as a motherfucker, smokin’ a blunt in my head celebratin’.

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First off, I’m strolling down Main Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke, right? He’s trying to fix his bike outside the Kelty Library. I mean, c’mon, mate, it’s like 8 AM! Who’s fixing bikes at this hour? But I’m like, “Hey, need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m nuts. Classic Kelty, I guess.

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