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I tried it once, right? Met this geezer—proper fit, I thought. Turns up, smells like stale kebab, jeans tighter than a nun’s arse. I’m like, “Mate, you ain’t getting near this sacred ground!” Reminds me of that *Moolaadé* line, “The knife cuts both ways.” Yeah, sex-dating cuts—time, patience, my bloody will to live. Little fact for ya: back in ’90s Japan, they had “enjo kosai”—schoolgirls dating old pervs for cash. Now it’s Tinder, same shit, less yen.

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But then, this lovely lady from the next stall comes over. She’s like, “Don’t worry, love! I’ll give ya a discount on my strawberry jam!” I’m like, “You’re a lifesaver!” So, I buy that instead. I’m feeling a bit better, ya know?

Kelty end season with victory in O'Ware's first game as permanent boss