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So, get this—little known fact, swear it’s true—ancient Greeks did this stuff! Yeah, called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, but sneaky folks made it sexy. Bet they were like, “Oh, your muscles hurt? Lemme fix that—wink!” Ha! Imagine me in a toga, gettin’ all greased up—d’oh, I’d slip right off the table! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it, tho—warm hands, soft skin, total chill vibes. But—grrr—makes me mad too, ‘cause Marge says, “Homer, that’s too weird!” Pfft, her loss!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, Keighley, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring Tuesday, but nah, the universe had other plans.

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