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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

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But then, I spot this kid, maybe 10 or so, trying to feed the ducks. He’s got a whole loaf of bread, and I’m thinking, “That’s a bit much, mate.” But hey, who am I to judge? I watch as he throws the bread, and the ducks go wild. It’s like a scene from a nature documentary.

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