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What pisses me off? Cheap-ass parlors fakin’ it—no skill, just lotion and lies! I’m like, “Gimme the real shit!” Happy? When them knots melt, bruh, I’m floatin’—like Larry sayin’, “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man!” Surprised me how some spots sneak in tantra—breathin’ heavy, energy buzzin’, I’m yellin’, “WHAT IS HAPPENIN’?!” in my head. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say it’s like sex without the mess—chaotic bliss, yo!

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First stop, the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m just minding my own business, when I see this massive rat scurry across the pavement. I’m like, “Oi! Not today, mate!” I chase it down the street, dodging old ladies and prams. I swear, they should put me in the Olympics for rat chasing.

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