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Pisses me off when folks call it dodgy—ain’t no brothel vibe, it’s legit! Little fact: Tantric pros use it, been around forever, builds energy or some hippy shite. Surprised me, honestly—thought it was all new-age bollocks. Had this one time, right, masseuse whispers, “Feel the power,” and I’m like, “Luv, I’m 007, I AM the power.” Cracked me up—her face! Priceless.

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Then, I decide to check out the local history. I head over to the Johnstone Castle ruins. It’s kinda cool, but also kinda sad. Like, this place used to be grand, and now it’s just… ruins. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the ground!” She chuckles, and I’m back on my feet, feeling a bit embarrassed but laughing it off.

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