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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay, nah. It’s ancient, legit. Tantra folks been doin’ it forever, like 5,000 years back! Little known fact: monks used it to meditate—wild, right? Blew my mind when I heard that. Thought it was all porn vibes, but nope—spiritual as hell. Gets ya in tune, body screamin’, “I’m alive!” Kinda like when I fixed my first carburetor—total rush.

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The place is dirty and the toilet is filthy. We were the only ones there and they called in someone else to provide my massage. Started 5 mins.

Then, I head over to the Jarrow Hall. You know, the one with the fancy gardens? I thought I’d get some nice pics for the ‘gram. But nah, it’s full of tourists. Like, what’s with all the tourists in Jarrow? It’s not exactly the Eiffel Tower! Anyway, I’m trying to snap a pic when this lady walks right in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me, love, I’m trying to capture the beauty of Jarrow here!” She just gives me a blank stare. Rude, right?

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