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We shall fight—with scented candles, dodgy playlists—to keep it real! Ever hear ‘bout Victorian docs? Used “pelvic massage” on “hysterical” women—wink-wink, mate, they were gettin’ ‘em off! Proper cheeky, that—makes me cackle. Sexual-massage got history, quirks, and a bit of filth—love it! So, grab some oil, channel Pedro’s vibes, and let’s bloody well sing, “I’m alive!” like them lasses in the movie!

Best Full Body Massages near me in Jarrow, Newcastle

The Retreat at Newcastle College has cheap massages. The facilities are as good as any you'd expect in Newcastle and the students are great and professional.

By now, I’m getting a bit hangry. I decide to pop into a chippy on Ellison Street. Best decision ever! I order a massive portion of fish and chips. I’m talking about a plate that could feed a small army. I sit down, ready to devour it, when this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my chips! I’m flapping my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get lost, ya feathered thief!” People are staring, but I don’t care. My chips are sacred!

Serial Jarrow offender claims he is now ‘too old’ for a life of crime